Monica:
What you guys don’t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey:
Yeah, right!… Y’serious?
Phoebe:
Oh, yeah!
Rachel:
Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Monica:
Absolutely.
Chandler:
Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y’know? I mean it’s like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross:
Yeah, and-and it’s not that we don’t like the comedian, it’s that-that… that’s not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler:
The problem is, though, after the concert’s over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y’know? I mean, we’re in the car, we’re fighting traffic… basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel:
Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you’re gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.